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Wednesday, October 12, 2005

What can I say? Nick likes 'em dumb.

Here is an article about a teenager who said that Nick came on to her after a high-school football game. The article states:

She says, "He was a really good kisser, soft and gentle even though he was using his tongue to French kiss me..."

I'm sorry, but even at the tender age of 19 (and by that, I mean NOT TENDER...being SARCASTIC!!!) I was pretty clear on the fact that tongues were used for French kissing. What did she think he would do in a French kiss? Take her to France?

1 Comments:

Blogger Max said...

Did I miss some sort of "it's cool to go to highschool football games even if you don't currently attend the highschool or your son isn't currently on the field" memo? Because last I checked if you go to a highschool football game, and one of those two requirements isn't met, you're pretty fucking creepy.

6:18 AM  

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